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THE LEGO MOVIE; VAMPIRE ACADEMY; & AFTER THE DARK: Spotlight Podcast 5:6

THE LEGO MOVIE; VAMPIRE ACADEMY; & AFTER THE DARK: Spotlight Podcast 5:6

“They suck at school,” the posters for VAMPIRE ACADEMY proudly proclaim, and let it now be said that they aren’t any better at movies, either. A lackluster production whose only reason for existing is to try to snag the TWILIGHT SAGA demo with as minimal effort as possible (to paraphrase W.C. Fields: “We want to [...]

Vampire Academy review

Vampire Academy review

Makes TWILIGHT look good – something I never thought I would say about any movie ever – now please excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with soap.
VAMPIRE ACADEMY is guaranteed to have cineastes and cult movie fans browsing IMDB to double-check that screenwriter Daniel Waters did indeed write HEATHERS back in 1988. [...]