Cinefantastique Online

Esplatter posts a news bit from Reuters, revealing Eli Roth’s next project will be rated PG-13:

“This will be my first big-budget, PG-13, mass-destruction movie. I want total chaos and pandemonium.”

There will be a “big announcement” about the “Transformers“-style project next month. “I feel like I pushed the violence in R movies about as far as I can push it. I feel like I’m bled out. I wanna switch it up … Everyone I know has been saying ‘When are you gonna do a movie my kids can see?’ And finally, I’m gonna make a movie that a 13-year-old kids can see.”

Eli Roth - the Guru of Gore - making a movie for kids to see? Listen closely: that low rumble you hear is not an earthquake but the skulls of a million hard-core horror hounds cracking under the strain of cognitive dissonance.